MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ‘BLACK’
MICHAEL Jackson was a black man, it was claimed last night.
Actor Jamiee Foxxxx stunned the audience at the Black Entertainment Television Awards by announcing the late singer was ‘one of us’ before introducing a series of tributes performed by people who, according to experts, were definitely not the same colour as Michael Jackson.
It had been assumed that Jackson was adopted by a black family who covered his face in boot polish and shoved him on stage where they used ropes and pulleys to make him dance.
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