Zombie mutation of Swine Flu

It appears that Swine Flu has mutated into “Zombie Flu”, so called because of its Zombie-like symptoms. According to the BBC:

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The BBC further advises:

If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

(via Techcrunch Europe)

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3 Responses to Zombie mutation of Swine Flu

  1. Jennie says:

    It’s a crying shame that the BBC can’t spell vigour.

  2. Joe says:

    Also a shame that the link no longer works.

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