Full service has been resumed

Seen on abu muqawama:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America, a top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and a decision was taken in early November to completely replace the software responsible. The new software became fully functional on January 20, 2009. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are again operating correctly. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to continue improvements in the years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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One Response to Full service has been resumed

  1. asquith says:

    Best thing Obama has done so far was to repeal Bush’s utterly ludicrous & counterproductive ban on funding organisations which provide contraception & abortion.

    Women should not be forced to give birth to babies who will lead a life of misery, generally a very short one, so right-whingers can feel good about themselves & boast about what they’ve done to an imaginary god.

    The war on science is well & truly over, & we are set for the sneering cynics who expected/wanted Obama to fail to be disappointed repeatedly.

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