The Sarah Palin Turing Test

Here‘s a website that spews out randomly-generated Sarah Palin style answers to hard interview questions. (via Balloon Juice). Some samples:

In response to a question about her foreign policy experience:

I can help the ticket, if you really think that I have both been discussing whether that is part of the solution or not. You know, there is a foundation of national security. It’s that significant. I have not and I have the confidence in that Washington establishment, where, yeah, they’ve had opportunity to meet heads of state these last couple of weeks it has been allowed to be accepted and then it leads us to remind Russia that it’s in their country, but the world, of violent Islamic terrorists. We don’t have to keep an eye on Russia. And, you’re in Alaska.

About the $700 billion bailout iof the financial sector:

That’s why I say, I like ever American I’m speaking with were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bailout. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy – Helping the – Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. Shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americas. And trade we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive scary thing. But 1 in 5 jobs being created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.

On the economy:

Our economy and putting it back on the side of the message that Americans are getting sick and tired of politics as usual. And somebody’s big, fat resume maybe that shows decades and decades in that Washington establishment, where, yeah, they’ve had opportunities to meet heads of state. You know, there is a stinking corpse and should be inherent in corporations who are spending, investing other people’s money, the abuse of that is part of the leadership qualities and the insurance carrier duties of AIG. But first and shoring up our economy. It is, somebody was saying this morning, a toxic waste there on the side of the solution or not.

On Russia:

It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is – from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to – to our state.

Actually I cheated. Two are real Palin quotes, the other two randomly generated by the program. Can you guess which?

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