More five year olds reach government targets, hurrah!

There was rejoicing in Britain today, as workers in the tractor factories, as if motivated by one will, simultaneously downed tools and poured out onto the streets, and led irrepressible spontaneous demonstrations praising the wise and benevolent leadership of the Great Helmsman, Gordon Brown.

The reason for all this joy? One percent more five year olds have reached the government target for “the expected levels of being motivated to learn, as well as knowing about their own culture and other peoples’ beliefs”.

All praise to the primary school teachers, who are clearly the Stakhanovite shock-troops of the proletarian revolution!

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