Amused Cynicism

The personal blog of the Campaigns Officer of Pirate Party UK

Michael Jackson was “black”

Posted by cabalamat on 2009-Jun-29

The Mash:

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ‘BLACK’

MICHAEL Jackson was a black man, it was claimed last night.

Actor Jamiee Foxxxx stunned the audience at the Black Entertainment Television Awards by announcing the late singer was ‘one of us’ before introducing a series of tributes performed by people who, according to experts, were definitely not the same colour as Michael Jackson.

It had been assumed that Jackson was adopted by a black family who covered his face in boot polish and shoved him on stage where they used ropes and pulleys to make him dance.

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